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• that one person we all know: pluto. PLUTO. DO YOU SEE THIS?!?!?! this is a PICTURE of PLUTO. i fcking LOVE outer SPACE. do you even understand how IMPORTANT this IS? do you understand SCIENCE?? you imbecile?? you philistine??! PROGRESS. INNOVATION. SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

• Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
• Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
• Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
• Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
• Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
• Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
• Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
• Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
• Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
• Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
• Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
• Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

nitrogen:

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